Manual to Being a Girl.

Don’t worry, we are here to help you out in this patriarchal world. We will help you get through the men’s world as a girl.

DISCLAIMER:-

This is a work of fiction; any names, places or characters having any resemblance is a coincidence.

This blog is written for enjoyment purposes only. I am sorry, if your sentiments were hurt in the process.


CONTENTS:-

1. Introduction

2. Steps to survival (in a patriarchal world)

INTRODUCTION

Living in a patriarchal world can be scary, when you are a girl. You will suddenly be accused, shamed, harrased, and be stereotyped.

This manual will tell you how to reach those expectations of stereotypes.
STEPS TO SURVIVAL

Here are some basic steps to being a ‘typical’ girl :-

( Follow them closely )

1. The first and foremost step is to become a ‘ silent yes ‘ monster ( oh sorry ! A ‘good girl ‘. )

2. Always agree that it was your mistake, even if it is not ( obviously, duh! You are a girl (apparently this explains everything) .)

3. You have to look good always. This means no bad hair day, no bad breath, no sweating, etc.

4. And, yes! You also have to be covered from head to toe. ( You don’t want to turn on those sweet and innocent (victim) boys )

5. You should know how to cook. (And cook it like a chef)

6. You should get proper education and also get married early ( Don’t want the neighbors think there is some problem with you).

7. You should get a job, earn money, get married, have kids and look after the household. (All at the same time)

A small tip:- Become a robot but with some emotions.

And the most important thing to remember is – NO QUESTION ASKED.
With these basic steps, you will be able to survive.

All The Best!

( I hope you liked it ).

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